Dirty Cuban

when you get anal and the man slaps you in the face with the condom covered in shit

When getting a hudini and then you get smacked with a Dirty Cuban.

by InsaneClownJuggalo June 17, 2010

Shutup ya dirty cuban

a nice way for complimenting a hispanic.

Nice day isn't it ya dirty cuban?

by breast grabber January 25, 2005

Dirty Cubarican

This is to my DEAR DEAR friend daniel. He has a little mexi-mini in his pants. He smells like dog shit with his gym clothes and CLAIMS to be half puerto rican and half cuban so therefore he is a cubarican. He told me not to do this but i am anyway cuz he is number one on my fucking list right now. So YOUR WELCOME DANIEL!!!!!(:)

God damn that dirty cubarican

by Daniel you know who this it January 5, 2009

Dirty Caban

A dirty Caban is a building in which 20 men diddle with each other with rusty mining equipment in the bum hole simultaneously whilst jizzing on metamorphic rocks. The last person to jizz has 30g of dynamite stuffed into their erect penis before exploding. This game lasts 20 rounds in which a handgun with 20 bullets are available. The last standing receives a dirty Ben and a balsam pass.

Master balsam: keep picking the balsam slave boy or i will strip you of your rights and give you a dirty caban.

by BalsamDiddler July 25, 2025