Dirty Craig 

You tell a lot of big dick jokes and a woman responds with something like "Guys who brag always have the tiny ones". But then the two of you have sex, she finds out your dick is huge, and she winds up hospitalized.

I'm on Social Security Disability ever since that Dirty Craig when I broke both of my hips.

Dirty Craig by FrequentC May 22, 2019

dirty craig 

Wrapping one's foreskin over an instrumentation tech's hand while he grips one's knob.

Brent was giving Joe a handy and Joe Dirty Craig'd him.

dirty craig by Jonnyby' May 21, 2017

Dirty Craig 

To use a hollowed out party sausage roll as a flash light for your micro penis, after finishing from only one stroke you place the party sausage roll back in it packaging , to be offered to your sister.

Did you hear what callum did with that party sausage roll..... yh he did a Dirty Craig.

Dirty Craig by Almighty B0B June 24, 2024

Dirty craig

When you sit down all day eating tim hortons farmers wraps and bubble farting.

Ew man that sounded wet. I totally dirty Craig'd that one

Dirty craig by Djjayray93 January 30, 2026