You take a brand new matchbox car, shove it up your shithole pull it out drive it around your girlfriends body like its worth a million dollars (make sure you painted her brown. don't forget to take a pitstop in her mouth) and then park it in her cave.....which one? you decide.
-Dude i totally gave my gf a dirty warthog last night.
-no way man! how did it go?
-well the piece of shit is still on my bed
-your gf or the car?
-BOTH
-no way man! how did it go?
-well the piece of shit is still on my bed
-your gf or the car?
-BOTH
by Blade1172 August 11, 2009