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dirty simone 

A dirty Simone is a person that likes to shove ping pong balls up their ass whilst simultaneously singing the declaration of Independence during their monthly abortion appointment.
Wow, they're really acting like dirty Simone.

Royal Dirty Simone 

The act of a Dirty Simone, except in her bum bum instead. The act also includes swirling her ass blood in your mouth and spitting it into her unconscious face. If the smell is too bad, you may vom on her as well.
Went to Amsterdam for a sesh, met a bird and took her back to my hotel. She asked me if I knew any dirty stuff to do. I mentioned the Royal Dirty Simone.

The rest is history now.

Dirty Symonds 

In a 69 position, man on top, remove the penis from the girls mouth and rub your anus over her mouth resutling in shit streaked lips, similar to cricketer Andrew Symonds famous zinced lips.
Shelly ; last night just as I thought Chris was gonna splooge down my throat he pulled out and gave me the Dirty Symonds!

Mary ; Howzat!!!!
Dirty Symonds by spanther December 18, 2008
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026