2 definitions by spanther

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In a 69 position, man on top, remove the penis from the girls mouth and rub your anus over her mouth resutling in shit streaked lips, similar to cricketer Andrew Symonds famous zinced lips.
Shelly ; last night just as I thought Chris was gonna splooge down my throat he pulled out and gave me the Dirty Symonds!

Mary ; Howzat!!!!
by spanther December 10, 2008
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The act of dressing as a Girl Guide while a malaysian transexual midget whips you with a sock full of goose fat and you simultaneously shit on your Grandmothers elderly and blind cat.
Poor Fifi will never be the same after the Dirty Girl Guide I performed last night
by Spanther December 08, 2008
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