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Dirty Sochi 

The term used when washing your face with dirty water thus resulting is pink eye.

Getting pink eye from dirty hotel pillows
"Bob got a dirty Sochi when he washed his face with that hotel sink water".
"Matt Lauer was farting on Bobs pillow the other night and gave him a Dirty Sochi, now he gets to host the Olympics"!
Dirty Sochi by WheatBread February 21, 2014
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dirty schiavo 

When you happen upon a particularly passed out lady friend and proceed to take her home to your bed, slather her up with some applesauce, stick an aux cord in that asshole, and let your jiblets ride.
Will: Dude, did you see that chick in the alleyway last night?
Alec: Yeah dude, I totally gave that jabroni a dirty schiavo.
Will: Nice.
dirty schiavo by SirBongsAlot November 1, 2017
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