Dirty Slovak

the act of performing sexual intercourse on a girl with an extreme amoun of lubrication because you are incapable of getting a girl off in any way. may be performed in no longer than one minute

Slovak: "Do you have any lube?"
Real Man: "No, Why?"
Slovak: "I can't get my girlfriend wet"
Real Man: "Then you shouldn't be having sex you dirty slovak"

by Doo doo papa April 13, 2009