Dirty Salon

When you jizz in a girls hair and rub it in like conditioner, then wash it out with your pee.

Karen said she needed a haircut, but Frank was feeling frisky and decided to give her a dirty salon.

by Thebeekiller September 18, 2020

dirty salmon

A harmless prank where one flaps the palm of their hand side to side, like a salmon, against the insides of another persons thighs from behind. The higher up the thigh, the dirtier the dirty salmon.

Dude, can you believe he just dirty salmoned the mormon chick?

Yeah man, I think he's going to go to jail.

by Smilikymeat April 28, 2011

Dirty Salmon

A sexual encounter where one climbs on top of their mate and wiggles vigorously up and down. As if swimming upstream.

while laying there after sex my boyfriend began to give me the dirty salmon, it got awkward!

by FPIA May 20, 2010

Dirty Salena

When you're a hooker with a licence to carry a 9mm and love to get your double treble going as you yarn over and pull through again and again...

Oh I see you're making a Dirty Salena there?
Yes, it's a present for my grandma, think she'll like it?

by CraftySal April 18, 2020

dirty salina

When a mother of three or more kids sits on your face, and eats tacos and Drinks Starbucks of your chest while you struggle to find air

My wife came home and gave me a dirty Salina while the kids were in school.

by Artaois September 21, 2021