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Dirty Reuben 

A sandwich, hamburger or wrap that makes a mess with dripping of fluid or sauce. Spills and splashes of liquid that fall from the sandwich and land on your clothes and leaves stains. Food that drips sauce, grease or other liquid on your clothes. The Dirty Reuben originates from the Reuben sandwich, which is messy sometimes.
You were enjoying a hamburger until the the toppings fell out the bottom and made a Dirty Reuben on your shirt.

Or; You bit into a meatball sub that gushed sauce on to your face & clothes. Leaving you in a dirty Reuben moment.
Dirty Reuben by Reno/flex December 8, 2018
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Dirty Reuben 

A sex act which starts off with the man wearing those Groucho Marx-looking glasses. You know…the ones with the fake nose and mustache. Next the man has anal sex with his female partner. After the man ejaculates into her anus he stuffs grilled corned beef and sauerkraut in the woman’s “dirty” anus mixing it around and coating the sandwich mixture nicely with his used cum. Next the man (still wearing his Groucho glasses of course) removes the Reuben mixture, places it between two pieces of toasted rye and feeds it to the woman. Voilà! A Dirty Reuben!
Man, did you see that Dirty Reuben show in Tijuana last week?
Dirty Reuben by Cavedwellar October 26, 2006

dirty reuben love 

Any sexual act involving thousand island dressing.
I'm talking about enjoying a hot bowl of chicken soup with a reuben, and then making dirty reuben love.
dirty reuben love by moses12345 September 2, 2013

dirty reuben love 

Look over there, jane got dirty reuben love!
dirty reuben love by Hugh March 11, 2005

Dirty Ruben

A respectful man who tends to the womans needs unlike dirty philo
Oh he really was a dirty ruben last night
Dirty Ruben by Rozza Gooner April 14, 2020

Dirty ruben

When you have sex on the side of the road and you cum in your partner's asshole, who spray's it all over the wind shield.
Whe did a dirty ruben on the way to Disney world.
Dirty ruben by Gregg Chen September 6, 2021

dirty rueben 

To smother your cock with corned beef and fumunda cheese before throat fucking your baby sister, forcing her to choke
He picked her up at the junior high and parked in a empty lot and served her a Dirty Rueben.
dirty rueben by Omaha jack knob 2000 February 14, 2019
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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