Dirty Porker 

When someone commits the sexual act of holding someones eyes open with crocodile clips as you give them pink eye, then proceeding to fill each of their hole with a formula of semen to carolina reaper sauce 1:19 then eat it out of them with a used McFlurry spoon.

Person 1: Help my dad keeps hitting me!
Person 2: Give ‘im a Dirty Porker and show him who’s boss!

Dirty Porker by MiracleManMeat April 28, 2023

Dirty Parker 

The act of splitting a girl in half with your gargantuan horse cock

“You look a little sore, what happened to you last night?

“Oh nothing my boyfriend gave me a dirty Parker last night”

Dirty Parker by theemoone182 April 4, 2020

Dirty Parker 

is when you jurk-off to five guys fucking each other, Then putting your cum in to your sock

Im go do a Dirty Parker

Dirty Parker by Daddy Dick February 27, 2022

Dirty Parker 

When the guy you’re having sex with cums too early and keeps thrusting with a soft cock.

“Was the sex good last night with that guy you met? - “no, he gave me a dirty Parker and just mashed a floppy all night”.

Dirty Parker by Benjikillamilla April 14, 2020

Dirty Parker 

During anal sex between two men the giver finishes then pulls out and proceeds to “dock” onto the recipients penis head.

Bob was smashing my shithole last night and once he’d finished he grabbed my cock and latched on with an unexpected “Dirty Parker”.

Dirty Parker by Killerjimbob March 17, 2023

Dirty Parker 

When you desire to win the science Olympiad so bad that you let the judges creampie you and your sibling

Bro I was about to lose the science olympiad but then I just pulled a dirty Parker and it all worked out fine.

Dirty Parker by Coach Roberts July 16, 2024