Dirty Noble

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also goes by Noblé for added spice. A very hawt man that could cut you with the contour of his lower jaw. Also lies about having abs. Is too busy for his friends. They love him but he leaves them over and over again. When he is with his friends says the weirdest crap but it’s funny. But then he leaves again. Don’t be a dirty Noble.

Samantha: I wish Noble was here.

Isaac: I believe in Noble
Lauren: I believe in Noble
Noble:

Don’t be a dirty Noble.

Dirty Noble by theseggsiestmfalive June 3, 2021

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Dirty Nobles

The act of suffocating a possum (or other small mammal, reptile, amphibian) with your asshole

James took so long to do a Dirty Nobles because his butthole is so loose.

Dirty Nobles by The Dirty Red One June 26, 2023

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dirty niblets

Noun: indescribable, wonderous yet slightly repulsive sexual organs used for a joke of some kind.

"I was playing with your mam's dirty niblets last night! high five!!" *disturbed silence...*

dirty niblets by Sam shepherd January 16, 2008

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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