2 definitions by theseggsiestmfalive
Parents will never understand adolescent TV depression because they never had this type of TV when they were adolescents themselves. They dont know what it is like to be a hormonal teenager balling to a Cw show, they just dont. TV depression happens after one watches a show that makes them feel an unusually high amount of sadness, frustration, confusion, anger, adrenaline, or a mix of every single one of them. If you came across one suffering from TV depression, you may find them either bathing in their tears, pulling their hair out in anger and frustration, and failing school and work because all they can think about is that show that made them this way. DO NOT TOUCH THE PERSON SUFFERING BECAUSE THEY WILL BITE YOU. If you find yourself staring off into nothing-ness after watching an INTENSE (and I mean INTENSE) episode of your favorite show, the effects of TV depression should kick in very shortly. SIDE NOTE: You also will not be able to stop thinking about the show that has made you this way. If you feel like you’re suffering from TV depression, please rant to one of your friends. If you don’t have any friends...well that sucks for you. You could also try stress eating. The most effective way to rid of TV depression is by getting the answers you’re confused about. If someone has died in your show, just cope with their death like a normal person. It’s very hard I know. (also movies can cause movie depression which is basically the exact same as TV depression)
by theseggsiestmfalive December 5, 2018
also goes by Noblé for added spice. A very hawt man that could cut you with the contour of his lower jaw. Also lies about having abs. Is too busy for his friends. They love him but he leaves them over and over again. When he is with his friends says the weirdest crap but it’s funny. But then he leaves again. Don’t be a dirty Noble.
Samantha: I wish Noble was here.
Isaac: I believe in Noble
Lauren: I believe in Noble
Noble:
Don’t be a dirty Noble.
Isaac: I believe in Noble
Lauren: I believe in Noble
Noble:
Don’t be a dirty Noble.
by theseggsiestmfalive June 3, 2021