Dirty Moon

When you moon someone and take a dump at the same time

Dude- you might want to turn on the wipers, that guy in the car in front of us just gave us a dirty moon.

by wskiter November 13, 2009

Dirty Moon

Sitting down and taking a dump only to realize your out of toilet paper. So you have to get up and grab some with your pants down.

"I sat down and shit before I realized there was no toilet paper, so I had to get up with a Dirty Moon and use paper from the towel dispenser."

by coletolli August 30, 2012

Dirty Moon Landing

The act of pressing your ass up against another persons ass and then letting out a juicy fart, thereby causing the fartee to whinge in disgust.

She was moaning on her hands and knees, cheeks spread with impatient anticipation of shelthing the throbbing red rod of pleasure when all of a sudden she felt a dank boggy stench roll up her back and tickle her nose as he came in for a Dirty Moon Landing.

by The_Manbeast June 6, 2017

Dirty Mooney

The act of shitting on someones period while they are eating Cheerios.

I got called into work on my day off. Man, they really gave me a Dirty Mooney.

Quick, I need some Cheerios. She wants me to give her a Dirty Mooney.

by fyimoon February 21, 2011

dirty moonchez

when a male puts his male part in a females ear and uses the cum and ear wax(waxum)to draw a stache on a girls face

2nd cousins to the dirty sanchez

Dude Rasheed, i just gave your grandma a dirty moonchez
Dave,"Did you hear about that new move The diry moonchez."
Mohammed,"Ya I heard."
Dave,"Ya I think im goin to try it on ronnie tonight, see how she likes it."

by Home Boy Hazie February 4, 2009

Dirty moonbeam

When a moonbeam is in the woods for several weeks drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes..

I feel enlightened from the dirty moonbeam..

by Dab'll Doo March 12, 2022

dirtymonde

Sexy pussy dripping with cum

I gave Lisa a dirtymonde last night

by MJRACER13 September 6, 2021