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Dirty Moon 

Sitting down and taking a dump only to realize your out of toilet paper. So you have to get up and grab some with your pants down.
"I sat down and shit before I realized there was no toilet paper, so I had to get up with a Dirty Moon and use paper from the towel dispenser."
Dirty Moon by coletolli August 30, 2012

Dirty Moon Landing 

The act of pressing your ass up against another persons ass and then letting out a juicy fart, thereby causing the fartee to whinge in disgust.
She was moaning on her hands and knees, cheeks spread with impatient anticipation of shelthing the throbbing red rod of pleasure when all of a sudden she felt a dank boggy stench roll up her back and tickle her nose as he came in for a Dirty Moon Landing.

Dirty Mooney

The act of shitting on someones period while they are eating Cheerios.
I got called into work on my day off. Man, they really gave me a Dirty Mooney.

Quick, I need some Cheerios. She wants me to give her a Dirty Mooney.
Dirty Mooney by fyimoon February 21, 2011

dirty moonchez 

when a male puts his male part in a females ear and uses the cum and ear wax(waxum)to draw a stache on a girls face

2nd cousins to the dirty sanchez
Dude Rasheed, i just gave your grandma a dirty moonchez
Dave,"Did you hear about that new move The diry moonchez."
Mohammed,"Ya I heard."
Dave,"Ya I think im goin to try it on ronnie tonight, see how she likes it."
dirty moonchez by Home Boy Hazie February 4, 2009

Dirty moonbeam 

When a moonbeam is in the woods for several weeks drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes..
I feel enlightened from the dirty moonbeam..
Dirty moonbeam by Dab'll Doo March 12, 2022

dirtymonde 

Sexy pussy dripping with cum
I gave Lisa a dirtymonde last night
dirtymonde by MJRACER13 September 6, 2021
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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