Dirty Moon

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When you moon someone and take a dump at the same time

Dude- you might want to turn on the wipers, that guy in the car in front of us just gave us a dirty moon.

Dirty Moon by wskiter November 13, 2009

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Dirty Moon

Sitting down and taking a dump only to realize your out of toilet paper. So you have to get up and grab some with your pants down.

"I sat down and shit before I realized there was no toilet paper, so I had to get up with a Dirty Moon and use paper from the towel dispenser."

Dirty Moon by coletolli August 30, 2012

Related Words

Dirty Moon • Dirty Moon Landing • Dirty moonbeam • dirty moonchez • Dirty Mooney • dirtymonde • Dirty Monkey • dirty money • dirty moose • Dirty Monty

Dirty Moon Landing

The act of pressing your ass up against another persons ass and then letting out a juicy fart, thereby causing the fartee to whinge in disgust.

She was moaning on her hands and knees, cheeks spread with impatient anticipation of shelthing the throbbing red rod of pleasure when all of a sudden she felt a dank boggy stench roll up her back and tickle her nose as he came in for a Dirty Moon Landing.

Dirty Moon Landing by The_Manbeast June 6, 2017

Dirty Mooney

The act of shitting on someones period while they are eating Cheerios.

I got called into work on my day off. Man, they really gave me a Dirty Mooney.

Quick, I need some Cheerios. She wants me to give her a Dirty Mooney.

Dirty Mooney by fyimoon February 21, 2011

dirty moonchez

when a male puts his male part in a females ear and uses the cum and ear wax(waxum)to draw a stache on a girls face

2nd cousins to the dirty sanchez

Dude Rasheed, i just gave your grandma a dirty moonchez
Dave,"Did you hear about that new move The diry moonchez."
Mohammed,"Ya I heard."
Dave,"Ya I think im goin to try it on ronnie tonight, see how she likes it."

dirty moonchez by Home Boy Hazie February 4, 2009

Dirty moonbeam

When a moonbeam is in the woods for several weeks drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes..

I feel enlightened from the dirty moonbeam..

Dirty moonbeam by Dab'll Doo March 12, 2022

dirtymonde

Sexy pussy dripping with cum

I gave Lisa a dirtymonde last night

dirtymonde by MJRACER13 September 6, 2021

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

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Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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