Dirty Miriam is when a curly-haired girl wraps her beautiful hair around your penis and squeezes it until you scream at the top of your lungs which brings her an unspeakable pleasure. Her partners are usually so hypnotized by this curly creature, they find themselves craving to experience this incredibly painful act again. WOW!
So I finally seduced that curlybeauty, but she really pulled a dirty Miriam on me. My penis still hurts but MAN do I want to feel that hell of a squeeze again! MMHHMMM
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"