Dirty Minyard
When you drop your roommates kids of at church camp and you back into a parking space at a 7-11 and start master bating while watching other guys pump gas. Right at the moment of climax you realize the one closest to you is a coworker and you're so shocked the load lands in your usb charger port shorting it out.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).