Dirty Mattie

The act of shoving a cactus up your ass while you cut off blood circulation to you penis.

Damn I can’t sit down after pulling a dirty mattie

by Tylers-A-Dunce June 10, 2021

Dirty Mattie

Unfriending someone because they "cause unnecessary drama" and "constant chaos" even though they didn't

One of my friends didn't message me back so I'm going to pretend they were toxic and pull a dirty mattie because I can't communicate properly

by Yikers McGee April 1, 2020

Dirty Matthew

A Dirty Matthew is when you give a girl the gift of a Dick In A Box adressed:

To: (Her)
From: God.

Matthew may mean "Gift of God" but God's real Gift is a Dirty Matthew.

by MacJacMcCoy April 30, 2020

Dirty Matthew

Getting on top of a tractor and fisting your ass so hard, that you penetrate yourself and give yourself a hemorrhoids.

I just a Dirty Matthew on my tractor.

by Warcrom123 April 20, 2020

dirty Mathieu

A dirty Mathieu is when you sexually abuse your mom in the shower until your sister walks in, when your sister walks in you make them scissor while slapping there tits as hard as you can until you make them cream in each others mouths.

last night i did a dirty Mathieu

by Thunder cock sucker March 28, 2022

Dirty Matthew Ashley

When you smell vagina before you start eating it out

Dirty Matthew Ashley smelt the vagina before rooting it

by Period pain March 9, 2019

Dirty Martie

A Dirty Martie is someone who chokes other people with his penis while he suffocates in a women’s breast.

The bloke I was with last night did a Dirty Martie on me.

by Soph20201 April 13, 2020