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Dirty Mattie 

The act of shoving a cactus up your ass while you cut off blood circulation to you penis.
Damn I can’t sit down after pulling a dirty mattie
Dirty Mattie by Tylers-A-Dunce June 10, 2021
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Dirty Mattie 

Unfriending someone because they "cause unnecessary drama" and "constant chaos" even though they didn't
One of my friends didn't message me back so I'm going to pretend they were toxic and pull a dirty mattie because I can't communicate properly
Dirty Mattie by Yikers McGee April 1, 2020

Dirty Matthew 

A Dirty Matthew is when you give a girl the gift of a Dick In A Box adressed:

To: (Her)
From: God.
Matthew may mean "Gift of God" but God's real Gift is a Dirty Matthew.
Dirty Matthew by MacJacMcCoy April 30, 2020

Dirty Matthew 

Getting on top of a tractor and fisting your ass so hard, that you penetrate yourself and give yourself a hemorrhoids.
I just a Dirty Matthew on my tractor.
Dirty Matthew by Warcrom123 April 20, 2020

dirty Mathieu 

A dirty Mathieu is when you sexually abuse your mom in the shower until your sister walks in, when your sister walks in you make them scissor while slapping there tits as hard as you can until you make them cream in each others mouths.

Dirty Matthew Ashley 

When you smell vagina before you start eating it out
Dirty Matthew Ashley smelt the vagina before rooting it

Dirty Martie 

A Dirty Martie is someone who chokes other people with his penis while he suffocates in a women’s breast.
The bloke I was with last night did a Dirty Martie on me.
Dirty Martie by Soph20201 April 13, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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