spin off of the classic dirty sanchez, except you stick your own finger in your own ass and wipe it across your own upper lip.
by brycemovement August 6, 2006
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by Paul Bluffington July 28, 2008
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Firts u have to piss in a condom and let it freeze and than find some whore or slut on the street. Than u side beef,one sausage to wrap or ambush her poon (any of those work)and pull that sucker out and than u fuck her with it until its slushy. When its slushy u make her drink john martinez margarita.
Mr. Prohaska: Hey fucker what did u do last nite?
Mr. Colvin:Well my bitch was pretty thirsty so i gave her Dirty Martinez margarita.
Mr. Colvin:Well my bitch was pretty thirsty so i gave her Dirty Martinez margarita.
by Mr. 312 March 20, 2009
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Basically it was a really good wedding for pedophiles.
Basically it was a really good wedding for pedophiles.
by Dirty Martinez November 21, 2011
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by Tall kan February 25, 2022
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by Suicidal not clumsy July 6, 2020
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Yeah dude, you should definitely stay away from her, she looks like the type of girl to pull a Dirty Martine.
by Suicidal not clumsy July 6, 2020
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