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dirty martinez 

The act of anal intercourse while a woman is on her period, using menstrual fluids as lubrication. (Withdrawal followed by oral sex is optional)
Shit, mang. Tina was on her period, so I gave her a Dirty Martinez, no? Jajaja!

Dirty Martinez 

Firts u have to piss in a condom and let it freeze and than find some whore or slut on the street. Than u side beef,one sausage to wrap or ambush her poon (any of those work)and pull that sucker out and than u fuck her with it until its slushy. When its slushy u make her drink john martinez margarita.
Mr. Prohaska: Hey fucker what did u do last nite?

Mr. Colvin:Well my bitch was pretty thirsty so i gave her Dirty Martinez margarita.
Dirty Martinez by Mr. 312 March 20, 2009

dirty martinez 

When you make out with a 17 yr old girl in the back of a car while smoking pot and her parents just asked you to break into their car because they left the keys inside...

Basically it was a really good wedding for pedophiles.
Dude, I totally dirty martinezed your cousin last night!

Or your mom
dirty martinez by Dirty Martinez November 21, 2011

Dirty Martinez 

A Dirty Martinez is a sexual act performed when a male puts either his penis or his finger in a woman's ass and then he pulls out to wipe it on her upper lip
I just gave this chick the Dirty Martinez.
Dirty Martinez by Tall kan February 25, 2022

dirty martine 

A dirty Martine is a slang for a girl who sleeps with married men to get pregnant, the forcing the father of the child and his wife/husband/spouse into a poly relationship.
Yeah my fellow mammal, you should definitely stay away from her, she’s a total dirty Martine

Dirty Martine 

Dirty Martine is a slang that is used for girls who only have sex with married men to get pregnant, Dirty Martine will later do anything to get in a poly relationship with both the father of the child and his wife/husband.
Yeah dude, you should definitely stay away from her, she looks like the type of girl to pull a Dirty Martine.