Dirty Major

when you hit up a high school freshman, then they lowkey steal your mother and you catch them scissoring violently and loudly on your living room couch when you get home

Bro #1: im never speaking to my mother again.
Bro #2: why?
Bro #1: the girl I asked out earlier gave her a dirty major!
Bro #3: stop asking out freshmen, dumbass