Dirty Lexie

When you piss or cum in a condom put it in the freezer to make it hard when it’s done you pull down your sister pants and stick in both her holes and fuck her with it really hard till she begs you to stop but you don’t and you make her cum and feel real good and you do it for a few days and she loves when you do it

Alex: yo dude I gave my sister a dirty Lexie because she said she hated sex and I wanted to change her mined and she loved it!!!

Josh:wow dude cool do you think I can give her a dirty Lexie???

Alex:Sure dude we can do a surprise gangbang

Josh: sounds cool!how about tomorrow at 12

Alex:sure dude

Dirty Lexie by Iliketocum July 29, 2020

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Shop vac

Dirty Lexi, That bitch can suck like a shop vac but will not swallow

dirty lexi by Crow O May 6, 2019

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dirty Lexi

Someone who will masturbate regardless of location or who's watching.

"see that girl over there? She's such a dirty lexi!"

dirty Lexi by BlancCat May 20, 2022

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you came here after finding dirty alexis

damn that dirty lexi fucked me up last night

dirty lexi by weirdo yankee February 17, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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