dirty lennon

the act of fucking a girl so hard your cum goes out of her mouth. she spits it into a cup in which you put in a can of coca cola. you find out shes pregnant and wait nine months for the child to be born. she gives birth to a baby boy with down syndrome. you give the can of coca cola to ur 1 months old disabled child and then disappear forever.

yo dude i pulled a dirty lennon

dirty lennon by bigdickholly August 27, 2020

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Dirty Lennon

a man who thinks that fucking a pregnant women will get the baby pregnant but probably once fucked a dead clowns corpse with an iphone box

Yo he's such a dirty lennon!
Yeah man he probably killed the dude himself

Dirty Lennon by bonhour August 27, 2020

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A dirty Lennon

Having an willie that happens to way half your body weight. When owner becomes deceased at their funeral it is necessary to place their dirty Lennon in there hand for the open casket.

Such a shame about Lennon passing away. The funeral service was lovely. They presented his a dirty Lennon wonderfully.

A dirty Lennon by IEnjoyPleasureOfTheCockgobbler April 3, 2020

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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