Dirty Kimmi

A Dirty Kimmi is when you insert a strawberry blowpop in your butthole while 69ing on top of a 95' Mazda Miata surrounded by a full naked orchestra in the middle of a cornfield. Each member of the orchestra also has a blow pop up their bum but not necessarily strawberry. Oh and they're playing ACDC's "Thunderstruck".

I think it’s time to preform a dirty Kimmi

by Helena Handbasket June 5, 2021

Dirty Kimi

A dirty Kimi is when you use your cars exhaust as a fleshlight and your cumshot goes so far up the exhaust that it goes into the engine so the next time you start the car it explodes due to the cum in the engine and the cum covers all of the passengers.

Person 1: I gotta bring my car into the mechanics today
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Someone dirty kimi'ed my car last night

by Mr_TobyRed May 22, 2022