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Dirty Kimmi 

A Dirty Kimmi is when you insert a strawberry blowpop in your butthole while 69ing on top of a 95' Mazda Miata surrounded by a full naked orchestra in the middle of a cornfield. Each member of the orchestra also has a blow pop up their bum but not necessarily strawberry. Oh and they're playing ACDC's "Thunderstruck".
I think it’s time to preform a dirty Kimmi
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Dirty Kimi 

A dirty Kimi is when you use your cars exhaust as a fleshlight and your cumshot goes so far up the exhaust that it goes into the engine so the next time you start the car it explodes due to the cum in the engine and the cum covers all of the passengers.
Person 1: I gotta bring my car into the mechanics today
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Someone dirty kimi'ed my car last night
Dirty Kimi by Mr_TobyRed May 22, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016