Dirty Johnson

1) Ditching a dance or formal event in order to go to a romantic escapade involving sexual activities.

2) When a woman named Sydney Johnson goes down on you.

3) To have anal intercourse in the bathroom.

"Oh man! Joseph gave Kara a Dirty Johnson at prom!"

"Oh man, she gave me the best Dirty Johnson last night!"

He wanted to have sex but she just wanted a Dirty Johnson.

Dirty Johnson by Sex Monster January 21, 2008

dirty johnson

An act during anal sexual intercourse in which the dominant inserter or alpha male removes his penis from the anal cavity of the receiver and smears fecal matter off his glans by violently beating on the ass cheeks of the receiver. This act is often performed by men of the homosexual community, transexuals, drag queens, but especially by raunchy men who claim to be of the female gender named Sydney Johnson.

Man, did you see him give him a dirty johnson in only 3 minutes?

Sydney, stop giving random men dirty johnsons!

dirty johnson by Harry O' hara April 3, 2008

dirty johnson

Redirecting a kiss with a firmly placed hand (See: "stiff arm") toward the area of the male genitalia in hopes of receiving fellatio.

I dident want to make out with her so I pulled the ol' dirty johnson

dirty johnson by sir kenneth November 9, 2014

dirty johnson

sexual act in which the male goes for 7 days without showering unbeknownst to the female, who then performs oral sex upon the male.

yea i tricked that bitch into giving me a dirty johnson

man you could never pull a dirty johnson

i aint seen her in a minute bout to pull a dirty johnson

dirty johnson by jonmacgyver March 15, 2010

dirty johnson

a sex act in which a man farts in a woman's face for her sexual pleasure.

My girl craves dirty johnsons. That's why her breath smells like the skidmarks on my boxers.

dirty johnson by crapsmoothie August 20, 2009

Dirty Johnsen 

When you tie your girl to a ceiling fan naked, turn on the fan so she starts spinning. Afterwards you then strip down yourself placing your now exposed genitalia in the spinning girls trajectory, resulting in very small and quick rubbs on said genitalia.

It’s common courtesy of the male contestant to raise one leg as a sign of respect while the ordeal goes down.

I gave my girl a Dirty Johnsen last night, has to go to the ER right after for various reasons. But it was worth it!

I almost lost my dick while performing a Dirty Johnsen last night, calculated the trajectory wrong and almost got it severed.

My girl passed out last night during the Dirty Johnsen prolly cause of the constant spinning. Didn’t matter to me tho!

Dirty Johnsen by Rodney's Airbnb April 16, 2020