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crapsmoothie's definitions
dirty johnson
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a
sex act
in which a man farts in a
woman's
face for her
sexual pleasure
.
My girl craves dirty
johnsons
.
That's why
her breath smells like the
skidmarks
on my boxers.
by
crapsmoothie
August 20, 2009
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