Definitions by jonmacgyver

dirty johnson

sexual act in which the male goes for 7 days without showering unbeknownst to the female, who then performs oral sex upon the male.

yea i tricked that bitch into giving me a dirty johnson

man you could never pull a dirty johnson

i aint seen her in a minute bout to pull a dirty johnson

dirty johnson by jonmacgyver March 15, 2010