Dirty Jankowski

When a man pleasures 5 men at the same time utilizing both hands, mouth, back oriface, and is corn-holing a 5th.

Where the hell is Jamie? Oh... He's over there giving the wait-staff a Dirty Jankowski

by T Chris Johnson August 17, 2007

Dirty Jankowski

When True Muffins learns to solo eskazok in a battle, upon this fate, eskazok will be forced to be clapped by muffins for all of eternity, the true "dirty jankowki" will be the self proclaimed title of muffins, the new king of the world.

That self proclaimed dirty jankowski! He got us!

by Mufftins February 10, 2026