If a man has an incredibly hairy ass/asshole and it appears as he has not wiped for weeks and still has dried shit in there. Preferable when the hair is brown or darker.
Mike: "Hey did you see when Max mooned us?"
Nathan: "YEA WHEN I SAW THE DIRTY HAIRY I ALMOST BLEW MY LOAD"
Mike: "WTF!"
Nathan: "Just kidding, it was disgusting"
Nathan: "YEA WHEN I SAW THE DIRTY HAIRY I ALMOST BLEW MY LOAD"
Mike: "WTF!"
Nathan: "Just kidding, it was disgusting"
by Mike Norris April 19, 2006
by GMPinc June 27, 2009
When somebody kisses the anus of another man. Then the person on top says "Do you feel lucky spunk" and farts in her mouth.
The deluxe version = when the fart is wet
The suprieme = is the dirty hairy deluxe and some addtional shit that accidently ;-) appeared and falls in her mouth.
The deluxe version = when the fart is wet
The suprieme = is the dirty hairy deluxe and some addtional shit that accidently ;-) appeared and falls in her mouth.
Sandra: Starts kissing his friends asshole
Mike: Do you feel lucky spunk (and starts one of the dirty hairy's)
Mike: Do you feel lucky spunk (and starts one of the dirty hairy's)
by nevermind this is it buddy March 17, 2011
When a girl is shaving your pubes off and is feverishly jacking you off so you dont have a panic attack she's about to cut your balls off, however since there is shaving cream involved and loads and loads of ball hair, the hair works it's way up to the head of the penis, so it looks like your dick is wearing a toupee,
She was shaving my balls because she likes the turtle shell effect, but I had so much hair on my nuts it turned into a dirty hairy.
by MyMotherDidntLoveMeEnoughBread June 12, 2010
Preferring to a mans testicles that hasn’t been shaved and are sweaty and hairy and dirty and a little sticky from some funky juice down there
by Who’s hunting whom September 2, 2020
by juan neago June 5, 2005
by Yipyipyip1234 May 22, 2022