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DIrty Fergie "Office Style" 

Is when someone else left the shop bathroom in such a stench and mess, you go into the closed down office ladies room and drop a deuce in a toilet that's been turned off because of a broken pipe.
Worker 1: You went in the girls room up front? That's been closed for six months because of that broken pipe!

Worker 2: Well now their not using it for at least a year after I dropped that dirty fergie "office style" on them!

Dirty Ferdie 

The Dirty Ferdie is when a losing field hockey team has their tallest defender sprint to the 50 yard line and take a massive shit right there in the middle of the field. This will distract the opposing team enough that the losing team should have the opportunity to score to hopefully tie the game. This is considered a "fool proof plan" in the game of field hockey.
The team was losing, but tied up the game when they pulled the dirty ferdie in order to distract the other team.

Dirty Ferdie 

The Dirty Ferdie is when a losing field hockey team has their tallest defender sprint to the 50 yard line and take a massive shit right there in the middle of the field. This will distract the opposing team enough that the losing team should have the opportunity to score to hopefully tie the game. This is considered a "fool proof plan" in the game of field hockey.
The team was losing, but tied up the game when they pulled the dirty ferdie in order to distract the other team.
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'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026