Dirty Farrah

Listening to sizekink audios even though you’re a 5”7-and-a-mother-fucking-half-double-D-bratz-doll-built-bitch

Person A-hey my sister has a size-kink
Person B-dude I swear she’s tall tho
Person A-IKR
Person B-must be a dirty Farrah

by Princessbubblegumcum October 25, 2020

Dirty Farrar

When doing something extremely stupid while performing a sexual act, usually while trying to make masturbation more pleasurable or adventurous.

Mike: Man I thought it would really feel awesome if I heated my fake vagina in the microwave. But when I stuck my dick in the fake pussy it was like sticking my dick in molten lava. The plastic CyberSkin actually stuck to my dick. It looked like a red birch tree with all the skin falling off.

Colby: Wow that was really dumb I would have stuck my finger in first. You really pulled a dirty farrar.

by lickalotofpuss69 April 9, 2011