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dirty darci

A dirty darci is someone who gets there heart broken numerous times by a skinny white prick who is older than her and has 100 birds on the go
dirty darci by clara💜 April 24, 2020

Dirty Darien 

Dirty Darien is when you spread your asshole open with clamps and stuff it like a thanksgiving turkey
He gave me a dirty Darien last night and I still feel it
Dirty Darien by Laciecane April 15, 2020

Dirty Darien

Dirty Darien (noun/verb)

The absolute fucking nastiest, most depraved sexual maneuver you can pull on a willing (or questionably conscious) partner. It starts with you railing someone raw in the ass like a jackhammer on meth, then right as you're about to bust, you yank out, shove your shit-smeared cock straight down their throat, and force them to gargle your cum mixed with their own ass juice while you finger-blast their sloppy hole. Bonus points if you piss in their mouth mid-swallow and call them "Darien" regardless of their actual name, because at that point they're just your filthy little Darien fuck-puppet.
It's named after that one unhinged dude (or chick) from wherever the fuck Darien is who turned "getting your salad tossed" into a biological weapon. Zero fucks, maximum biohazard.
Example 1:
"Bro, last night I gave Sarah a Dirty Darien so nasty she shit-talked me for a week but still begged for round two. Her breath smelled like hot diarrhea and regret."
Example 2:
"Never trust a Tinder date who says she's 'adventurous.' I ended up on the receiving end of a Dirty Darien and now my throat feels like I deepthroated a sewage pipe. 10/10 would traumatize again."
Example 3:
"Yo, after three tabs of acid and a bottle of lube, we invented the Double Dirty Darien — that's when both of us take turns being the Darien. The sheets are still burning in the backyard."
Dirty Darien by DarkestBoy June 17, 2026
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