Dirty Dammer

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When you stick a tube up your butthole and turn on the vacuum-pump so it sucks everything out of your ass.

Gian: "He was playing around whit his friend and he accidentally got a dirty Dammer"
Ulrich: "Oh no poor boy!"

Dirty Dammer by your.dads.lover January 31, 2024

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Dirty Dammer

When during class the physics teacher starts talking about his adventures where he saves his wife from drowning. Then he stands up and slaps every student with his massive shlong. He then goes on to give out free backshots and the principal also gets some.

John: Jo bro why'd you get sick today? You missed out on the Dirty Dammer!
Michael: Oh no, so unfortunate!

Dirty Dammer by your.dads.lover April 24, 2024

Related Words

Dirty Dammer • Dirty Funcia Dammer • Dirty Dahmer • dirty hammer • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south • dirty harry • Dirty thirty • dirty d

Dirty Funcia Dammer

A term denoting a highly specific sexual scenario involving extreme power dynamics. The act describes a submissive individual, designated as the "Funcia," being dominated by an authoritative figure, the "Dammer," within an educational setting. The specific configuration involves the Dammer performing irrumatio upon the Funcia while simultaneously receiving anilingus. The neologism itself is a composite, with "dirty" signifying the transgressive nature of the act, while "Funcia" and "Dammer" are invented terms that codify the submissive and dominant roles, respectively. The fantasy is rooted in the eroticization of institutional power structures and the complete subjugation of one party to the other.

Rafael: "What are we doing in class today?"
Ulrich: "Today we're looking at forces in a circuit"
Rafael: "Nooo, don't tell me we're doing the Dirty Funcia Dammer"
Ulrich: "Ye..."

Dirty Funcia Dammer by Ulrich_Paddel May 4, 2026

Dirty Dahmer

The act of wiping period blood across the upper lip of a woman post-intercourse or phalangal pleasuring of the vagina with a penis or finger(s) during her menstrual cycle.

Similar to the 'Dirty Sanchez.'

Friend 1: "Man, my girl didn't tell me she was on the rag, so when I pulled out and saw what was up, I gave her a nasty Dirty Dahmer!"

Friend 2: "Dude, you're disgusting."

Friend 1: "Hey, it's not my fault! If she would've told me her vagina was a crime scene this never would've happened."

Dirty Dahmer by HLoVE December 27, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026