Dirty colin is when the guy is feeling frisky, and spontaneous with his wife/or partner, buys a buttplug for himself, but realizes he ordered the wrong one
When your dad gets out the shower and ejaculates into your face while eating a peanut butter mayo broccoli sandwich and then forcefully shits into your mouth before he squeezes his butt hairs so hard his butt juices are coming all over you face like you just got ejaculated on by 5 horse cocks then proceeding to lick it off your face and it tastes good.
When a male sticks his penis up a girl right after she takes a big fat shit, then takes it out to have the girl suck his penis while humming the theme song to friends and also watching dantdm on YouTube while eating a peanut butter and broccoli sandwich
A blowjob where she puts your legs over her shoulders and grabs your ass while she deep throats you and licks your balls at the same time until you cum down her throat
“Sorry I can’t go out after work I have to get home and get me a DirtyCelina!”