Dirty Clock

first eat mexican or chinese food whatever gives you diarehha then when someone takes a shit on another individual and moves there asshole back and forth like a pendulum over their vagina
ooo man i dirty clocked mattr last night
by MARKK November 19, 2006
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Dirty alarm clock

A woman standing over an alarm clock primed for 3:00AM while giving a blowjob and either cums or pisses on the alarm clock before the alarm goes off
"yo, once we went to my place we tried doin a " dirty alarm clock."
by Nnotbad March 30, 2022
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