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When a national athlete smokes pussy because cigarettes are too unhealthy while boxing his narcissistic balls and coming up with excuses for not going to school
Hey mate, I heard that Carl might be suspended for pulling several dirty Cems.
Dirty Cem by hentaination April 14, 2020

Dirty Cell Phone 

When doing your woman doggy style, you shove a finger in her asshole,move it around a little, and then pull it out and proceed to stick it in her ear, while yelling"Can you hear me now?"
My girlfriend wasn't getting off ,so I pulled the Dirty Cell Phone on her cause I was getting pissed!!

Dirty Cecelia 

The act of shoving a whiteclaw up your asshole while screaming fuck me daddy and listening to Dixieland Delight.
Person 1: "What the fuck is wrong with that dude over there?"
Person 2: " IDK man, looks like he's going through a Dirty Cecelia right now."
Dirty Cecelia by pineapple34 April 12, 2020

Dirty ceejay 

A guy who sucks your toes while reading the constitution. And then asks your political views, and if you say trump supporter he will cum on your face
Girl : I heard that guy wanted to do a dirty ceejay with you
Guy : ya it was pretty disgusting
Dirty ceejay by Thatonekid2329 April 15, 2020

dirty cecil 

to whip it out in class and lay it on the desk, usually when sitting next to a female. origin is from a former LSU running back with the same name.
He thought she was eyeballing him in class, so he decided to give her the dirty cecil.
dirty cecil by Thro March 4, 2007

Dirty cerasela 

A dirty cerasela is the act of being impregnated by strangers and tape recorded during a gangbang by your vasectomised goose-eyed husband
Gabriela was taped during a dirty cerasela by her limp dick husband Dragos