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When a national athlete smokes pussy because cigarettes are too unhealthy while boxing his narcissistic balls and coming up with excuses for not going to school
Hey mate, I heard that Carl might be suspended for pulling several dirty Cems.
Dirty Cem by hentaination April 14, 2020

Dirty Cell Phone 

When doing your woman doggy style, you shove a finger in her asshole,move it around a little, and then pull it out and proceed to stick it in her ear, while yelling"Can you hear me now?"
My girlfriend wasn't getting off ,so I pulled the Dirty Cell Phone on her cause I was getting pissed!!

Dirty Cecelia 

The act of shoving a whiteclaw up your asshole while screaming fuck me daddy and listening to Dixieland Delight.
Person 1: "What the fuck is wrong with that dude over there?"
Person 2: " IDK man, looks like he's going through a Dirty Cecelia right now."
Dirty Cecelia by pineapple34 April 12, 2020

Dirty ceejay 

A guy who sucks your toes while reading the constitution. And then asks your political views, and if you say trump supporter he will cum on your face
Girl : I heard that guy wanted to do a dirty ceejay with you
Guy : ya it was pretty disgusting
Dirty ceejay by Thatonekid2329 April 15, 2020

dirty cecil 

to whip it out in class and lay it on the desk, usually when sitting next to a female. origin is from a former LSU running back with the same name.
He thought she was eyeballing him in class, so he decided to give her the dirty cecil.
dirty cecil by Thro March 4, 2007

Dirty cerasela 

A dirty cerasela is the act of being impregnated by strangers and tape recorded during a gangbang by your vasectomised goose-eyed husband
Gabriela was taped during a dirty cerasela by her limp dick husband Dragos
Dirty cerasela by BogusAnalus May 17, 2022
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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