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Dirty Cailón 

Genuinely precious person, super sweet to everyone but don’t cross him, he will out-sass you until it hurts. Big heart and he doesn’t think enough of himself because he’s amazing. Social media addict who has opinions about everything, and all his reposts will make you laugh every day. Unique name, unique person, don’t lose him out of your life because you’ll never find someone like him again
Wow - is that a Dirty Cailón?! I’ve never seen one before, he’s so cool
Dirty Cailón by iBeMolly November 12, 2020
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Dirty Cailyn 

A dirty Cailyn is only for the legless. You start by spitting on the dick, then you begin to spin on the dick, putting your arms out and becoming one as a helicopter. Right as he’s about to cum, you just get up and leave. But with your arms of course, army crawling, because you have no legs.
Man Mary gave me a dirty cailyn last night and her thighs shook so hard they fell off
Dirty Cailyn by Catsarenicee August 28, 2022

dirty cailobe 

Has the ability to sarcastically fuck you while enjoying it.
I thought we were making love but instead we had a dirty cailobe.