Dirty Brahnson

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When you fuck a stuffed elephant raw and mid fuck your grandmother walks in on you and you meet eyes but because you like that dirty audience shit, you cum harder than you have ever came before leaving an exit hole in the elephants head and cum drenching the wall. Your grandmother then nods at you and says "good boy" and walks away.

I did a dirty Brahnson last night and my father almost beat me. Especially because my grandma cleaned up the mess on the wall.

Dirty Brahnson by Mostafa Fahkri July 2, 2022

The Dirty Branson

When a man engages in a menage a trois with 2 females and adorns a strap-on dildo backwards (so the dildo is coming out from his back/ass). The man procedes to have sex with both females simulataneously, as he gyrates forward and backwards, both females are stimulated by the single male.

1. Ben: Dude, did you hear that Chris did the Dirty Branson last night?

Dan: Yeah man, but my question is this? Why does he own a strap-on?

2. Vanessa: I want to partake in a threesome, but I feel like most guys don't have the ability to keep both girls satisfied.

Hannah: Why don't you just convince the guy to do the Dirty Branson?

The Dirty Branson by RPotter December 15, 2006

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Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026