Dirty Bandit

Verb - When 2 people are having sexual intercourse and someone runs in, interfering, sticks his or her penis in, pulls out, then runs away immediately.

Noun - someone who performs the act above.

"DIRTY BANDIT"

Dirty Bandit by The Dirty Dan September 22, 2016

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The Dirty Bandit

When done plowing the hoe you spit lipper juice in her snapper, slap her on the ass, and yell get along little doggy!

Dude, I gave that girl I met the other night "The Dirty Bandit" and she didn`t enjoy it as much I as thought she would!

The Dirty Bandit by Jameson 42 November 13, 2009

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Dirty Cock Bandit

Someone who uses Nigger Tactics to sneak up behind you and remove your dick and sell it on the black market.

Jon: I waz in t3h market t3h other day n some Dirty Cock Bandit stole meh Peen!!

Mark: I Live In a HUGE BUCKET!!

Jon: ....

Dirty Cock Bandit by Co0ody January 14, 2008

Dirt Button Bandit

1. Someone who is always ready to pounce on your precious pink butthole. Thus, making you uncomfortable at all times, never feeling truly safe.

Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.

I can't even get in the truck at work without that dirt button bandit Ben oogling my sacred starfish.

Dirt Button Bandit by Glitter Boobs December 26, 2015

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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