Dirty Anderson

When you talk up an unattractive person at a bar. Sneak off to the bathroom, bushes, rooftop etc to fool around. Then run off leaving the unattractive person with the tab.

Damn! Zack just pulled a dirty Anderson. He got a hummer in the bushes from that fat chick and left her with the bar tab.

Dirty Anderson by Joejon November 17, 2020

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dirty anderson

when your doing a girl while eating a sexy sandwich ( preferably turkey) and smear honey mustard on her boobs for dipping. then you dip your finger in chocolate milk and smear it on her upper lip and say ummm thats sexy !!!

i was feeling sexy so i gave my girlfriend a dirty anderson

dirty anderson by sexy sandwiches January 4, 2008

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Dirty Gillian Anderson

Shitting in her cunt Jimmy Carr style, then snowballing, followed by scraping the dried cum off her teeth the next morning.

I broke up with my girlfriend by doing the ol' Dirty Gillian Anderson, she's still in therapy.

Dirty Gillian Anderson by Glen Madley, cum thirsty cock May 19, 2021

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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