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Lengest brown man to ever exist. Massive muscles, great hair and never lacks downstairs. The safest individual you will come across. Marry him
Why is Dirosan so peng bro
Dirosan by Sauciest don October 11, 2022
Words you can keep
A simple boy with simple needs who thrives off sick Sri Lankan beats. Owns a spar and spends his time talking to his girlfriend who doesn't exist irl
omg is that Dirosan? no way that's my guy!
Dirosan by leonardtheamazinglion October 11, 2022

Jared DiRosa 

Fatass faggot. No bitches wanna fuck this nigga. He got a small ass dick, that shit tiny. Nigga got bad breath don't go near him. He never showers
Eww its Jared DiRosa
Jared DiRosa is a faggot
The luckiest human being you have ever met. He will do absolutely nothing, yet somehow manage to be better at you. His luck is balanced out with a severe lack in self confidence. If he wanted to, he could get any woman that he wants, but decides not to. He is a really nice guy, but watch out, he might have your nudes.
Diroson! What are you doing? This is library.
Diroson by mani123456789 November 10, 2020
the tightest, the best, the most gutta, sickest illest motha on the planet.
Da girls went ape shit cuz G-unit had just stepped in da club but when Diosan come through, all da hoes left 50's broke ass 4 da real VIP.

Haters like to talk out da side a dey neck, but errrbody stay quiet when Diosan on deck.
Diosan by d.d.Pablo August 21, 2009
A girl to slay. She smart, beautiful and is envied by all the female race. Inescure at time above all amazing. She doesn’t know how much she means to people and always forgets her amazing qualities. Intelligent beings, with the biggest hearts. You could make her mad. Easy to love and hard to hate. Fun sized girls you want to Friends with. Once you find one don’t ever let her go. Stay in touch, hug, listen to her, never take her as a joke, and respect her every word.
Diosany: what you think

Me:nothing

*she turns away*
Me: if only you know
Diosany by Emmajohn November 21, 2021
A girl to slay. She smart, beautiful and is envied by all the female race. Inescure at time above all amazing. She doesn’t know how much she means to people and always forgets her amazing qualities. Intelligent beings, with the biggest hearts. You could make her mad. Easy to love and hard to hate. Fun sized girls you want to Friends with. Once you find one don’t ever let her go. Stay in touch, hug, listen to her, never take her as a joke, and respect her every word.
Diosany: what you think

Me:nothing

*she turns away*
Me: if only you know
Diosany by Emmajohn November 21, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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