Dipoosion

The process of the smell of poo moving from an area of high concentration to an area of low concentration. Can also apply to liquids as well as gasses.

The stench emanating from the bathroom travelled at a high rate of dipoosion.

by Jenknows December 6, 2018

dewoosional

Adj. A mix of delusional and woo (or woo woo). The individuals described as dewoosional are ignorant, superstitious people who are deluded into thinking non-scientific and supernatural powers or tricks are effective and reliable answers to life's problems. These people may believe in faith healing, homeopathic remedies, and other beliefs worthy of skepticism.

Jamie is dewoosional for thinking herbal tea and bowl cleansing will cure her cancer instead of chemotherapy.

by godlessgirl October 15, 2009

Dixplosion

Dixplosion occurs after your urethra has compiled enough cat excrement to literally explode. The process is usually started as someone lifts the toilet seat to urinate when suddenly the toilet seat crashes down on to your penis causing your urethra to expand, after such a loud noise the friendly feline creature naturally becomes curious and checks the scene out. After smelling your bruised urethra the cat turns around and places a large amount of its feces into your penis until it explodes internally from the pressure of the cat turds.

FUCK!! My penis just had a dixplosion , your cat really shat a bunch of excrament into my pee hole really fast!!!

by Yulk768 February 26, 2011

Diplossion

A state of being absolutely flubbergasted by a very big higgy hagga

Kabest is going through diplossion

by Awengerdagunner May 31, 2019

diaplosion

Essentially a diaper explosion.. The phenomenon that occurs when a baby has such an explosive shit, the results spurt out of the diaper and trace down the extremities. Clothing is ruined and the baby needs an entirely new wardrobe change-out, with the stained clothing simply being thrown out.

"Man, what the fuck happened?!"

"Shit. She had a diaplosion. Quick, get me some towels!"

by Rubykon September 22, 2016

diaplosion

An explosive shit babies make in their diaper. It is on a grand scale, blowing out the sides and tracing down the extremities, leaving parents absolutely mortified.

"OMG. What the FUCK happened?!"

"Diaplosion. It's serious."

by Rubykon September 21, 2016

Dipsposion

An idiot bomb

friend: “there are so many idiots here!”
me: “yea i guess there was a dipsposion recently

by PeePeePooPooSofee November 6, 2020