Diplomapussy

The fake promise of sex after achieving a milestone.

Made up of the words diploma and pussy.

A diploma is a certificate of achievement.

Pussy refers to online catfishing. A practice where people get scammed for money by the promise of sex.

Man that diplomapussy really got me studying hard

Soon there will be no more need for studying. No more dusty books and cupboards.

You have a great —job to look forward to, young one. Your mother must be a nice woman.