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Dingleplum 

A Dingleberry so large it's basically a rebellious turd refusing to leave. Often form after long showerless weeks combined with many Chipotle burritos.
Bruh this dingleplum is so big I'm leaning in my chair.
Dingleplum by Doctor Polish October 3, 2014
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Dinglemummy 

This is developed when a piece of toilet paper clings to a dingleberry. Also referred to as King Tut butt.
I told you to buy the good toilet paper, this cheap toilet paper is going to give me a dinglemummy.
Dinglemummy by dinglemummy January 16, 2011
Nickname for Santa Claus originating in the farmlands of South Jersey.
Ol' Dinglebum is coming down the chimney tonight!
Dinglebum by bmjr91 November 30, 2010

Dinglepuss 

1. Foolish or silly person, who does not think about the consequences of their actions prior to doing something that may be harmful to themselves or others.

2. To make thoughtless statements that can be interpreted as annoying or irritating to others.
1. I fell off the chair I was using to clean the refrigerator. You Dinglepuss! Why didn't you just use a ladder?

2. Did you hear what she said? That Dinglepuss comment is going to piss mommy off. Now we will never get to go to the party!
Dinglepuss by Tdbleday February 4, 2010

dinglerump

When you and another man rub dicks accidentally but one or both like the feeling.
Yo paul I think we just did a dinglerump, don't tell Stephanie.
dinglerump by Gnarly Gander February 1, 2021

Dinglesplunk 

when you drop feces into the toilet, and the water hits your anal hole, thus washing away stuck asshole dingleberries
Hey man, as i dropped that huge load, i got a dinglesplunk, and it got rid of my dingleberries.
Dinglesplunk by Jinglejew October 13, 2007

dinglerump

When you and another man rub dicks accidentally but one of you or both of yall secretly like the feeling and want more.
Yo paul I think we just did a dinglerump, don't tell Stephanie.
dinglerump by Gnarly Gander February 1, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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