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Dingle Hammer 

A special hammer used for smashing the dingleberries off of your ass hairs.
"He pulled his ass hairs tight, and shattered his dingleberries to oblivion with his dingle hammer."

"In my line of work the dingle hammer is a usefull tool."

"If you use my dingle hammer you better clean it!"

"He accidently smashed his balls with the dingle hammer."
Dingle Hammer by Circus Freak January 10, 2010
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dindle hammer 

This is the act of sticking one or more fingers into a girls vagina along with your dick.
Dude i gave that bitch a dindle hammer last night, she loved it!
dindle hammer by Evan7887 December 16, 2011

Hamper-Dingle 

Someone who puts clothing in their refrigerator.
My mother is a hamper-dingle. Last night I saw a tank top in the fridge!
Hamper-Dingle by Danidot YT June 11, 2022