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Toilet Paper Diploma 

A diploma worthy only to use as toilet paper. A meaningless diploma. A diploma that is not recognized in any meaningful way.
Yay I got my toilet paper diploma in fine arts!

I didn't even have to take a test to receive that toilet paper diploma.

I don't know why Mike hangs that toilet paper diploma in his office. It's not recognized by anyone outside this office, and by almost noone inside this office.
Toilet Paper Diploma by Eddy August 5, 2007
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Bowing Diplomacy 

A foreign policy that centers on a head of state bowing to other nations in order to get a better deal as their slave. Popularized by Donald Trump and the Republican party of the 21st century
Donald Trump initiated his doctrine of Bowing Diplomacy when he bowed to King Salman of Saudi Arabia.
Bowing Diplomacy by knunchunks August 29, 2018

National Dimples Day 

National Dimples Day is celebrated on July 9th. If you have dimple(s) on your face, a Cleft Chin also known as the Butt Chin, or dimples on your lower back (called the Dimples of Venus for women and Dimples of Apollo for men) enjoy your day.
National Dimples Day has quickly become a popular holiday amongst celebrities!

good enough diploma

GED or General Equivalency Diploma
Having a good enough diploma is better than being a high school dropout.
Dimple is a good luck charm and will always stick by your side even in your bad times. She's a punctual person and always triumphs over her failures. Dimples are very high-spirited and make the best kind of girlfriends. They're basically all-rounders.
I'm really attracted to her. Is she a Dimple?

Man: Dude she's so charming and attractive. She's definitely a Dimple.
Dimple by Shakespeer121 July 8, 2021

big bird diplomacy 

When the US Head of State blatantly flips the big middle finger to his electorate by publicly kissing the ass of another fascist narcissist pig to avoid complete personal humiliation.
I kind of majored in big bird diplomacy in early grade school when I started getting my bromances on with the other extortionist bullies.