Diljob 

When you have a blowjob with a dildo.

Damn, that was a nice diljob.

Diljob by alexalexmax April 3, 2017

Diljot 

Diljot is loud and always has something to say about every little thing. He's hilarious, which attracts ALL the ladies. Whenever he enters a room, all eyes immediately go to him, he's the center of attention at all times. But he is also sensitive and easy to to talk to. He is very intelligent and wise. He is fun to be around with. Diljot is an ideal partner in life.

Girl 1: I love that kid!
Girl 2: You mean Diljot?
Girl 1: Yeah Diljot!

Diljot by Ciara.oaktree.and.BattleGround September 22, 2012

Diljoy 

Someone who's rude, lazy, useless and most importantly, disgustingly dirty
This can also be used to imply poor quality in regular objects. For example: Dil-mobile (Shit box), (garbage car)

That guys is such a Diljoy.
That's a dil-mobile
Dilly-office

Diljoy by J_O_M March 27, 2007

Dildoblaster

One who forces a dildo into the anal cavity of them self or other type of life form.

Used as an insult to offend another being.

Chris is such a Dildoblaster.

Dildoblaster by Sir SiphiluS August 5, 2008

diljo 

a loogan with a belt in the back

"A snerp is a loogan with a belt in the back, sometimes referred to as a diljo"
-Mickey Rooney

diljo by aidan December 22, 2004

diljot 

dil mean heart in punjabi

and jot means light in punjabi

so a light in a heart .

Hey. diljot .

whatz going on.?

diljot by dancer124 July 8, 2010

Dildobotics

Dildobotics is scientific study of dildos, so that in the future, the world may have better dildos, thus becoming happier and more productive. Lack of adequate access to dildos causes misery for millions around the world, but does George Bush launch a war for their freedom? Does he fuck.
The art of dildo production involves detailed knowledge of the sexual organs of women and design details must be carefully considered. For example, what is the average size of the orifices of the target market? This becomes an important question when one is in the important global dildo market.
Some people may laugh at the idea of a science of dildobotics, but at the University of Tokyo (which is in Japan) the Institute of Applied Dildobotics receives more applications each year than there are research places.
Inside the elegant, modern architecture of this internationally recognised body, are housed a plethora of top secret dildo-ological research machines. Every day, thousands of inches of plastic fucktoys of varying length and diameter are scientifically rammed into test subjects and the results are scanned, databased, indexed, collated and extrapolated. Test subjects are asked to fill in detailed questionnaires concerning their experiences.
But wait! there is much more. Once a world-beating dildo design has been crafted, the thing itself must be made. Designers, engineers, CNC programmers, chemists, molding experts, plastics manufacturers must all be marshalled and organized to manufacture dildos, thus creating jobs in far eastern countries. And even after that, there must be sales, marketing and administration teams, transport departments and shipping companies all DEDICATED to delivering dildos of the finest quality to YOU, the consumer.
So as you can see, there is a lot more to dildobotics than you might imagine.

Dildobotics affects almost every area of our daily lives, stretching into our offices, homes, phones and cars. Oh wait, that's the internet.

Dildobotics by Dr Hans Jerkoff October 30, 2007