Dildo Launcher

An idiot that knows they are doing something wrong yet they boldly do it in front of you.

A driver behind you drives faster so he can cut you off and drive slow. You call that person a Dildo Launcher

by Thomaz Santana September 27, 2007

Dildo launcher

Rocket launcher on fortnite

Don’t hit me with that dildo launcher man!

by anonymous November 26, 2022

Dildo launcher

The rocket launcher on fortnite

Don’t shoot me with that dildo launcher man!

by anonymous November 26, 2022

Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.

(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!

by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019