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dihydrogen oxide 

1) H20. More commonly known as water.
2) The compound which one Southern California town beileved was an extrememly harmful chemical after receiving a fraudulent warning letter. They pondered banning styrofoam cups after discovering 'dangerous' dihydrogen oxide is used in producing them.
John was thristy so he drank some dihydrogen oxide.
dihydrogen oxide by 9 March 18, 2004

Dihydrogen oxide 

"Ban dihydrogen oxide! It is a dangerous chemical!"

"That joke was funny, maybe 4 years ago."
Dihydrogen oxide by Kiko December 16, 2003

Dihydrogen Oxide 

Also known as "Dihydrogen Monoxide." A term for water that vax pushers and other science fanatics use to mock those who like organic food and choose to live naturally without harmful chemicals.
Michael saw the organix booth and was shouted "dihydrogen oxide OMGOMG! LOL!" then got his head stomped on the pavement. Michael now has medical bills he can't pay.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026