1) H20. More commonly known as water.
2) The compound which one Southern California town beileved was an extrememly harmful chemical after receiving a fraudulent warning letter. They pondered banning styrofoam cups after discovering 'dangerous' dihydrogen oxide is used in producing them.
Also known as "Dihydrogen Monoxide." A term for water that vax pushers and other science fanatics use to mock those who like organicfood and choose to live naturally without harmful chemicals.
Michael saw the organix booth and was shouted "dihydrogen oxide OMGOMG! LOL!" then got his head stomped on the pavement. Michael now has medical bills he can't pay.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'