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Dihydrogen Oxide 

"Please pass the dihydrogen Oxide."
Dihydrogen Oxide by Osko December 8, 2006
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dihydrogen oxide 

1) H20. More commonly known as water.
2) The compound which one Southern California town beileved was an extrememly harmful chemical after receiving a fraudulent warning letter. They pondered banning styrofoam cups after discovering 'dangerous' dihydrogen oxide is used in producing them.
John was thristy so he drank some dihydrogen oxide.
dihydrogen oxide by 9 March 18, 2004

Dihydrogen oxide 

"Ban dihydrogen oxide! It is a dangerous chemical!"

"That joke was funny, maybe 4 years ago."
Dihydrogen oxide by Kiko December 16, 2003

Dihydrogen Oxide 

Also known as "Dihydrogen Monoxide." A term for water that vax pushers and other science fanatics use to mock those who like organic food and choose to live naturally without harmful chemicals.
Michael saw the organix booth and was shouted "dihydrogen oxide OMGOMG! LOL!" then got his head stomped on the pavement. Michael now has medical bills he can't pay.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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