When a guy falls asleep after masturbating and still holds his spent member in his hands. Semen on the person is optional, but a recently used jizzrag is preferred to still be in the area.
John came back after class and walked in on his roommate Craig who was digging a grave on their couch.
by ACoolT5 February 01, 2007
You'll Dig A Grave With Me
Digging our friend a grave
Digging our friend a grave
When the road gets rough ahead you can just dig a grave throw your friend in instead
No don't go back to that comfortable bed
Oh you'll dig a grave with me (Ay buddy)
You'll dig a grave with me (Oh come on)
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with meee (Oh buddy)
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with meee
Digging our friend a grave
Digging our friend a grave
When the road gets rough ahead you can just dig a grave throw your friend in instead
No don't go back to that comfortable bed
Oh you'll dig a grave with me (Ay buddy)
You'll dig a grave with me (Oh come on)
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with meee (Oh buddy)
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with me
You'll dig a grave with meee
by EmzieWemzie January 11, 2021
Getting one's self into serious trouble, especially when doing something bad or not what you're supposed to do.
"I'm gonna go and egg that guy's house."
Careful, man. You're digging your own grave doing shit like that.
Careful, man. You're digging your own grave doing shit like that.
by Suburbanz71 June 01, 2019
by Affan was here December 13, 2019
Manager: Team, I'm sorry to inform you that you're being laid off. The company will be terminating your employment in the next few weeks. This is Prassad, one of your half price replacement from Bangalore, India. He was contracted from Infosys because of the big shortage of technology workers in America.
Small problem though, he doesn't actually have any technology skills or speak English. So we need you to train him to do your job. We're asking you to dig your own grave if you want a severance check.
Small problem though, he doesn't actually have any technology skills or speak English. So we need you to train him to do your job. We're asking you to dig your own grave if you want a severance check.
by dopexile November 07, 2018
by Dr Bunnygirl October 02, 2019
1. When you want to murder someone in a hot tempered fury but in-spite of your anger you care so little for them that you'd rather that they dig a hole six feet deep and 6 feet long with a shovel and after doing such back braking labor climb inside of said hole and bury them self alive so you don't have to do it for them.
2. when used repeatedly it implies they should undertake this task right now and stop doing anything else they might've been doing or have planed for the rest of there life.
2. when used repeatedly it implies they should undertake this task right now and stop doing anything else they might've been doing or have planed for the rest of there life.
Peter: " Hey Jose, do you like to suck gay dicks? or just you father penis?'
Jose: "GO DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE! YOU LIMEY FUCKER!!!! "
Peter: " ummm..."
Jose: "DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE!"
Peter: " alright I'll get a shovel... just tell my wife I love..."
Jose: " SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!! and DIG!"
Jose: "GO DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE! YOU LIMEY FUCKER!!!! "
Peter: " ummm..."
Jose: "DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE, DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE!"
Peter: " alright I'll get a shovel... just tell my wife I love..."
Jose: " SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!! and DIG!"
by Pissed-off-'BERTA-Bastard April 26, 2023