Diet Cock

a typo my friend made when she was trying to say "diet coke"

"Do you like Diet Cock?" -Arin

by Kairoen June 10, 2018

Diet Cock

Refraining from having sex but still using play toy(s) in the form of the male organ for pleasure.

Friend: "Are you having him tonight?"
You: "No. I'll have a diet cock instead."

by Go Gurt April 29, 2011

diet cock

low calorie semen

Diet cock is so low in calories; ever since i started dating a vegan, i swallow after giving him a bj.

by mat-e-kray March 8, 2020

diet cock

tiny cock

I've seen Jack in locker room, he is a toal diet cock despite how he brags about his girth... B.S.

by jimissobored May 31, 2015

diet cock

1. (informal.) diet coke
2. an unnaturally small penis, usually found only on midgets.

1. hey DaNaGe gemme a diet cockage (see -age, gemme)
2. wow that guy has a diet cock ! (ill remember that next time im trying to lose weight.)

by gen October 6, 2003

Diet Cock Energy

Diet cock energy means that you give off the vibe of having a small penis

Yo man, your brother gives off diet cock energy big time.

by Yourmomsbrotherscat October 18, 2022

diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock) ”
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021