Diet cock is so low in calories; ever since i started dating a vegan, i swallow after giving him a bj.
by mat-e-kray March 9, 2020
by jimissobored May 29, 2015
1. hey DaNaGe gemme a diet cockage (see -age, gemme)
2. wow that guy has a diet cock ! (ill remember that next time im trying to lose weight.)
2. wow that guy has a diet cock ! (ill remember that next time im trying to lose weight.)
by gen October 6, 2003
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by Yourmomsbrotherscat October 19, 2022
When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.
“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock) ”
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
by thecockwhisperer December 1, 2021