A big, loud, brash, All-Amurican douche. A beer-swilling, V8 Hemi of a douche.
He's not just a tool; he's a tool shed.
He's Home Depot.
HE'S TIM FUCKING ALLEN.
Obnoxious, drunk, stupid and always wearing the tell-tale rainbow shades and camo.
He's not just a tool; he's a tool shed.
He's Home Depot.
HE'S TIM FUCKING ALLEN.
Obnoxious, drunk, stupid and always wearing the tell-tale rainbow shades and camo.
What happened to you last night?
We went and partied in a fucking cornfield with a bunch retarded hicks, and there was this one fat diesel-powered thunderdouche who kept trying to fight people when he was blackout drunk!
Holy shit, let's never party with inbred mouthbreathers again!
Agreed!
We went and partied in a fucking cornfield with a bunch retarded hicks, and there was this one fat diesel-powered thunderdouche who kept trying to fight people when he was blackout drunk!
Holy shit, let's never party with inbred mouthbreathers again!
Agreed!
by leftshoe January 10, 2014