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Diddle boy 

A little momma's boy with an obnoxious attitude; the one whose lunch money is stolen even though he gets everything else he wants.
"That little shit ain't nothin' but a diddle boy."
Diddle boy by Modge September 21, 2003

Diddle boy 

Master of diddling and can't be diddled by anyone
You cannot diddle a diddle boy
Only a diddle boy can diddle a diddle boy
Diddle boy by Simsva July 28, 2018

you cant diddle a diddle boy 

A phrase used by youtuber JackSucksAtLife and Rule 1 of Hacker Trolling
"You can't Diddle a diddle boy" or "Ya can't diddle a diddle boy" means
You can't troll a troll, or more specifically you cant troll the Diddle Boy; aka jack
*a staff member of Jack's tries to troll him on his mc server*
Jack: You cant diddle a diddle boy *cute laugh*
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diddlebones 

To have absolutely nothing in possesion but your own skeleton.
"Dude, your aunt's so poor, she ain't got nuttun. Just diddlebones.
diddlebones by Jake the Home Slice September 16, 2009

diddlebay 

An unintentional estuary
While relieving himself against a tree, he created a diddlebay between his feet...
diddlebay by Proctor Gamble November 18, 2004

Diddlebock Suit 

An awesomely ugly plaid suit.
I convinced my friend to wear a Diddlebock Suit to the dance.
Diddlebock Suit by kinura January 11, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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